Let these Note Cards do the talking.
Perhaps a note to the new Papa...
Seems like we're always having to say "Thanks, Congrats or Happy Something or other". However, words can often fail us. Enter these wonder-cards. Just a few quick check-marks and you've 'expressed' yourself with ease, flair and a rather large dose of sarcasm.
GIVE GREAT GIFT: The cards come in 8 packs or 30 packs. We say, get the 30 pack and separate them into individual bundles. Tie a little ribbon or string around the cards and present them to your hostess with a bottle of wine or your bro' with a 6-pack.
You've nailed the Hostess-Gift/Thank you note in one, easy shot. That's "Cool Material".